CONGRATULATIONS! JUST BY CLICKING THIS LINK, YOU ARE HALFWAY THERE TO RECEIVING YOUR DIPLOMA FROM THE FAKE INSTITUTE OF COMEDY AND HUMOR. TO FINISH THIS COURSE, PLEASE ANSWER THE FOLLOWING QUESTIONS:



1. WHICH COMES FIRST:



A) SET-UP

B) PUNCHLINE



2. PLEASE COMPLETE THE FOLLOWING FUNNY LINE: "TAKE MY WIFE..."



A) TO THE STORE

B) TO THE BALL GAME

C) I'M BEGGING YOU

D) PLEASE.



3. THE ACTION OF SPITTING OUT LIQUID IN A SURPRISED MANNER IS KNOWN AS A "____ TAKE".



A) SURPRISE

B) EXPECTORATE

C) MOREY AMSTERDAM

D) SPIT



IF YOU FEEL THAT YOU HAVE MORE OR LESS ANSWERED THESE QUESTIONS CORRECTLY, PLEASE PRINT OUT THE DIPLOMA ON NICE PAPER OR SHEEPSKIN AND FILL IN YOUR NAME.